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Can you imagine if comic book conventions enforced a one Deadpool per day, rule. 

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Right, but hear me out. Starfleet for chickens. Captain Jean-Luc Baww-card and Captain James T Bukirk, both undertaking pioneering missions to explore strange new farms, to see out new corn and new fields. To boldly cluck where no chicken has clucked before. 

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mrdecraprio:

excuse you

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thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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Do estate agents have to do special training to reach the level of sheer assery they exude, or do they take the job because they’re naturally dickheads?

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The only thing you should really do when someone gives you flowers

The only thing you should really do when someone gives you flowers

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jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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I love dogs who physically can’t hide their guilt of doing something wrong, even when you don’t yet know what it is.

Equally, I love cats who do something naughty in front of you, even making eye contact. Then have the audacity to act like they haven’t done anything.

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"Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?"

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not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

agatharights:

This is one of my favorite episodes of TNG

"Ro Ro Ro my boat".
Pure magic!

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I literally have no time for people who use the excuse that men on average die younger than women, as an example of why male privilege doesn’t exist. Just sit the fuck down and shut up.

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Whoever coined the phrase “it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” needs to be shot in the kneecaps then chased by a lion. If you’re going to deny people their human rights then at least come up with a better slogan

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