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awwww-cute:

I am loaf

awwww-cute:

I am loaf

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febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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boyexemplified:

vanillucks:

Why do all mra’s talk like they’re bullshitting an academic paper

this assertion is fundamentally erroneous, of course, and is merely a logical fallacy concocted by anti-male propagandists, as even the most churlish and base of individuals is cognizant to the truism that not all men

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markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

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h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

lionvomit:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

oh christ

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lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me

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shvtd0wn:

Accurate

shvtd0wn:

Accurate

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bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

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wedrinkmoriartea:

S H O T S F I R E D

wedrinkmoriartea:

S H O T S
F I R E D

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glasgowartscentre:

Decided to be hipster dad for halloween

I pissed myself laughing at this for far too long
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ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

(Source: ceruleanreverie, via profoundbondoflove)

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pipinspress:

A mature Tape Worm can produce 3/4 of a million eggs a day. I don’t know whether to be in awe of how highly efficient this parasite can reproduce, or just scared………as its  3/4 of a MILLION PER DAY.