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unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

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My family are apparently moving back to England, after we’ve been in Germany for 5 years. Much like when it was announce we were moving to Germany, I’m the only one who isn’t happy about the news. Well the irony of this situation isn’t lost on me.

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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bronyman999:

zombiesatemygames:

Let’s go on an adventure.

this is beautiful

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

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