I wonder how many people have had an academy award in either their vagina or butt
I get really protective over restaurants I like when I look on their trip advisor reviews.
My biggest regrets of late revolve around Attack on Titan. So, to the guy at Munich airport wearing the scout regiment hoodie, I regret not saluting you. To the three cosplayers in the English Gardens, I especially regret not saluting you.
Today my mum decided to point out I have a slight wang eye. Thanks mum xx
- horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
- me: omg that is so me how did they do that