This is how lesbians do it right? School system never taught us (at Kraków, Poland)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Buo7wfDFHOs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mfutm5zt0p27
Don’t suppose I have any followers who could suggest restaurants/ bars in Bonn?
(Source: lavellanlesbians, via socknerd)
When you misjudge the landing and your vulva touches the toilet seat in a public loo
Got my girlfriend a birthday cake based on a dumb meme we keep reciting
Are y’all aware that Rachel “gonna give the gays everything they want” Weisz has another film coming out where she, Emma Stone and Olivia Colman are in a royal love triangle???? (x)
i guess she wasnt joking when she said “it can get really boring watching heterosexual people” and that she “read a lot of lesbian literature”
The Favourite (Film being mentioned above) is really really good and I fully recommend watching it but fair warning rape is mentioned several times throughout. Both with quite removed recounting of past rape and a character in a perilous situation for a portion of it.
(via shark-infested-septiceye)
Congrats to my sister for winning Christmas this year
Tumblr’s new ban on NSFW content is working really well! Several historical blogs that I follow have been flagged as inappropriate for posting photos of Classical nude sculptures and paintings which are on public display in museums worldwide, and I’ve only been followed and reblogged by 5 porn blogs today! What a successful implementation of a totally useful and not at all spurious ban!
(via guloborealis)
Post Malone for my office’s hip hop Christmas quiz. Full trash.
(Source: textonly, via shark-infested-septiceye)
My girlfriend left this in a gym locker for me to find this morning
New level unlocked! We’re cross stitching together on a Sunday with sci-fi in the background 😍