Zombies!

sanguineobelisk:

  •  Height ? 6’6” tall
  • Gender? Male (sorry about that)
  • Current Location? Just outside of Detroit Michigan in the US
  • Do you already have a survival plan? what is it in rough detail? 
  • Weapon of choice? Crossbow (silent, recoverable ammo)
  • Back up weapon? machete, 9mm pistol (easy to find ammo) and/or a large hunting knife
  • Any past experience in hand to hand combat? 4 years of karate (Shotokhan style)
  • can you identify 3 different kinds of zombie?
  • Are you likely to go insane and become a cannibal? If working with teenagers hasn’t driven me nuts nothing will.
  • Have you ever / are you currently working for a company that tests and creates viral weaponry? No but I built houses for 7 years and have worked as a cook a few times so I can still be useful.
  • If there was one can of beans left would you let me have it? If I couldn’t talk you into sharing, sure. Can always try to hunt something to eat instead of fighting over beans.

Men are welcome on the team. I did start thinking the other day (while watching The Walking Dead) lesbians and gay men are probably the worst ones to survive the apocalypse if there are only a handful of people left. How awkward would it be if the only two people left were a gay guy and a lesbian? They would be all “I don’t like your parts but I can shut my eyes and pretend they are other parts. Just don’t speak and try to throw your moans a little. Uch the things we do for the human race.” 

Back to the point. Subtly skipped the identification round I see.
You will get a Flashpoint related nickname because that is the closest comic book to me at the moment. So you shall be Element Woman or Sonar (Flashpoint isn’t the best for complimentary names)

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